28
2008
Dialogue
“Dialogue?”
“Dialogue”
“I don’t understand. How can you have a dialogue with no characters?”
“I’ll find a way.”
“And in a blog? Seriously? You think this is the kind of thing people want to read? Some stupid nonsensical babbling between two voices without any actual context?”
“Sure, why not? Have you seen the kind of stuff that’s out there on the internet? Someone’s got to be reading all that tripe. Doesn’t hurt to add to it.”
“Yes. Yes, it does.”
“Well, okay. Maybe a little. So what?”
“So don’t do it.”
“Fine.”
“You’re really not going to do it?”
“Um…”
“What?”
“I’m not going to do it again.”
“YOU MEAN YOU ALREADY WROTE IT?!”
“Sort of… I mean, you’ll laugh when I tell you this.”
“Yes?”
“This is it.”
“Damn it! I thought it was odd that I couldn’t remember my name, age or anything about myself.”
“Yeah, kind of a kick in the teeth, really. Sorry.”
“Well, at least, it’s not about nothing anymore.”
“What is it about then?”
“Uhhhh….”
“Yeah?”
“Crap!”
“In a nutshell.”
